a tale of tails, tenacity, and tedium, as told by me, usually barefoot and bellowing

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Pumpkin Romance for dVerse~Poets Pub...

dVerse~Poets Pub is celebrating pumpkin time.  Come join the fun and read others.
Trick or Treat

You stroked my skin
Promising me
Candle light
And Smiles

You cut me
Eviscerated me
And set my ass on fire
You call that Romance?

Happy Halloween, Jack!

23 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Depends on how that ass was set on fire...
Wait, did I say that out loud???

Mary said...

Good question to ponder at Halloween....

Grace said...

Not romance, more like punishment, i think ~ Really enjoyed your sense of humor ~

Brian Miller said...

hahaha...yes, our view of romance seems often sorely lacking....gotta watch messing with fire you know...smiles.

brudberg said...

Ha.. Pumpkin romance seems to be far from tender

Claudia said...

haha... that was fun... yeah.. not everyone has the same idea of what romance is...haha

MadSnapper said...

LOL LOL ROFL ROFL LOVE IT LOVE IT

MadSnapper said...

OOPS! forgot to say I GET IT I GET IT.

LilliStJohn said...

I do believe Gail, that you could make a poem out of anything. This poem started out in a romantic way and ended with a sizzle - sounds like romance to me. he,he

Marty said...

Love the 180 turn from stanza 1 to stanza 2. Well done!

Lynne said...

That was fun!

Coloring Outside the Lines said...

HA HA HA ---good one!!

Mystic_Mom said...

Very funny, and wry and caustic and perfect! Buwhahahahaha

Sketching with Dogs said...

So funny - love it!
Lynne x

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. That was so good I linked you to my Silly Sunday post. I laughed out loud.

Have a fabulous day. :)

M.E. Masterson said...

Ok this was funny! Coming from a pumpkins point of view...LOL!

stevebethere said...

LOL i agree with Sandee it was funny heheh!

Have a pumpkintastic week

Agent 54 said...

Bought a pumpkin for good luck, at the CVS after getting my meds

5 minutes later got call, wife was in an accident.

Bad Pumpkin!

labbie1 said...

Happy Halloween, Jack! I can hear Uncle Si saying that! ;)

Ella said...

lol! oooh, its getting hot over here~ Alex's comment had me howling and you set me on fire-whoa

Daniella Robin said...

Sounds like the perfect Halloween to me.

Susan Anderson said...

hahaha

Gotta love it.

=)

Anonymous said...

Excellent!

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