Red Riding Hood: Exotic Dancer

A challenge from Fireblossom Friday:  Mash Up!  "Take a well-known character or actual person, and put them in a situation that no one has ever thought of putting them in before..."
I believe Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs had the idea first.  I just took it another direction.

Little Red Riding Hood: Exotic Dancer

Starring now
At Grandma's Place
Take a walk through the woods
Discover the surprises
Red Riding Hood holds
In Grandma's basket
Dancing with cape
And ax...
Certain to make
Any man howl!
For the video that fits  go here