To help with house hold chores
They are wrapped in rags
So they can dust and more.
Need to wash a floor?
Wet a mummy well
Drag it through the rooms
Better than a mop I hear tell
Don't need a zombie
They make too big a mess
Where the next body part falls
Is anyone's guess
Vampires have a drinking problem
Werewolves always shed
Ghosts go through everything
And the Horseman has no head.
So give me a mummy
With rags of clean white
I'll hand it Pledge
With orders to work all night.
