The Smell Of A Dental Office

makes me hurt!

I sit waiting for my turn and wiggle and squirm like it is me in the chair. I vibrate with the sound of their drill. I bring a book to read but who can read with that zinnnnn sound and that sucking sound and the muffled talk of a cotton stuffed mouth trying to yell, Save me!

I have never used gas but as I get older, I think, why not. Like my grandson says, I kinda like the Bozo Nose. There has to be something to that...out of the mouths of babes.

You sure don't hear anyone say, I love the sound of the drill and the pressure I feel in my mouth. How about, I get very turned on when I see that big needle coming, or I just love when they suck that crap outta my mouth. How about my favorite one...I love when my mouth is so numb I can't tell if I'm drooling.

No, siree! I have never heard that from anyone that has gone to the dentist. If you have, please let me know, I want to steer clear of those people 'cause they must be nuts.