Once upon a time
Far, far away
A male turtle decided
To "have his way"
The female wasn't interested
She said, "Nobody's home"
Didn't matter to him
He climbed up on his own.
Then the humans came
And, oh, what a surprise
The male dismounted poorly
losing his Olympic prize
She asked, "Are you done?"
The back door locked
He was on the run
She won't answer next time he knocks.
