I don't want to know! If I know the temperature, I will be colder.
Don't get me wrong...I like snow and ice and low temperatures... on television. Just don't send it to the farm.
I am not one of those persons who will dress in more layers...and love it. I do not dream of a deep snow where I can go sledding, skiing, or ice skating. I do not want to join the Polar Bear Clubs that swim in the ocean in January. I do not want to pick icicles off the house, I do want frost on my windows, I do not want to break ice in the ponds nor water the livestock when it is freezing cold. I do not want to have to defrost my car or scrape the windshield. I do not even want snow ice cream.
I do not want it to be cold enough to freeze the nuts off a bridge.
I do not want it to be colder than a witch's chest in a brass bra.
I do not want it to be cold enough to freeze the horns off a billy goat.
How cold is it at your house?
This is all the snow we have and it isn't enough to count. That's all I want!
I am ready for spring!
