can't find her way out of a paper bag!!! It's been almost two weeks since I have rearranged my bedroom/sitting area and I continue to get lost every time I get out of bed. I am writing this early because after finally finding my way to a door, I was wide awake and decided, what the heck, I'm up so I'll stay up.
Something's wrong with my bat sonar/radar, whatever they use to maneuver in the dark, it's gone. I have blood blisters on the ends of my big toes, I have bruises on my shins and even my hips! I haven't fallen yet, but I could very soon if I keep up this crap.
Our bed is the same place, I step out, walk a few steps, turn right and then every thing just leaves my mind. I wander around feeling things and think okay, this is the glass cat so I am by the radio, turn and head forward to my sitting chair...not working. Somehow I always end up somewhere entirely different than where I had planned.
We may not be a one or two on that dark scale the scientists have now but it feels like a minus one is the middle of the night. There's not supposed to be a one (being the darkest) in the US according to this scale but in my bedroom, it is darker than the center of the ocean and the middle of Australia!
I finally find a lamp, I thought, nope, that is the statue at the end of the couch, okay! I know where I am!!!! I creep along the front of the couch, go straight as I can to the door...what door? Anyway, to make a long story short, I found a lamp, believe it or not right, beside the bed...how did I get back there? I turn it on and I CAN SEE AGAIN!
Let's just say, it's a good thing I didn't need to pee very bad or I would have been in trouble! Tonight, I'm playing Motel Six and leaving a light on for me.
