I obviously have it written on my forehead
and sucker is hanging around my neck.
People can read this
and call me to help.
This is Audrey.
A friend of my daughter's needed to find her a home.
They could not feed her any more.
nor treat her for fleas and ticks.
Guess whose love seat this is?
Audrey has been Sevin dusted in hopes
that will get the main crop of fleas.
She has a big pan of food, fresh water
and has already been to the creek.
See, I told you it is written...
in BIG HONKING letters.