Showing posts with label toadstools. Show all posts
Showing posts with label toadstools. Show all posts
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
ATTENTION!
As the appointed head of the Fungi, Lichen, Moss Association, or FLMA, I open this meeting.
I now call to order the Annual Meeting of Fungi, Lichen and Mosses! May I have you attention, please?
Guys, I am talking to you! Can't you move a little closer? Gather round, let's try to make a fairy ring where you all can hear me.
First we have have the minutes of our last meeting. A committee was appointed to study last year's problem and have a solution at this meeting. What say ye?
It was dry and many of us did not make it last year. We spoke of ways to move closer to permanent sources of moisture.
Did the toad stool committee come up with any suggestions? Uh, we had trouble moving around, we sent out spores but we haven't gotten a report back yet.
Mr Chairman, you should have listened to the Moss suggestion, we are near a water source and do not have to depend on the fickle rain to get our nourishment.
I now call to order the Annual Meeting of Fungi, Lichen and Mosses! May I have you attention, please?
Guys, I am talking to you! Can't you move a little closer? Gather round, let's try to make a fairy ring where you all can hear me.
First we have have the minutes of our last meeting. A committee was appointed to study last year's problem and have a solution at this meeting. What say ye?
It was dry and many of us did not make it last year. We spoke of ways to move closer to permanent sources of moisture.
Did the toad stool committee come up with any suggestions? Uh, we had trouble moving around, we sent out spores but we haven't gotten a report back yet.
Mr Chairman, you should have listened to the Moss suggestion, we are near a water source and do not have to depend on the fickle rain to get our nourishment.We suggest everyone moves near the creek as you can see our community is flourishing.
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