I was having my hair butchered at the local hair salon within Walmart's walls as Hubby walked. My hair was horrible. I do a better job cutting my own outside with the wind blowing the hair away. Ended up going to another stylist to fix this one. I look like Mark Harmon now...Semper Fi.
Hubby accidentally wandered into the contraceptive department, an aisle we seldom travel. When I'm through with my glasses (replacing lens) and my weed whacked hair do, Hubby catches up with me. He whispers, Did you know they have vibrators in Walmart? He said It's made by some company called Trojan. Uh, no, I didn't know because there is no need for me to shop that aisle. I said Same company that makes rubbers, remember them? Hubby is actually embarrassed, God love him!
I really think we need to get out more!
