a tale of tails, tenacity, and tedium, as told by me, usually barefoot and bellowing
Showing posts with label The Kitty Klan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Kitty Klan. Show all posts

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Saturday Centus Dog Days of Summer...Boris

The place to go to join the fun 
Is Ms Jenny's  She's the one.
Word was out
Boris was a snitch
Been hanging with Kitty Klan
Letting ‘em scratch his itch.

A lesson must be taught
The Canine Corps agreed
The Code would be enforced
Boris must know his breed.

Boris had been loyal
Time-tested and true
Somewhere along the way
He traded his bark for “mew”.

After a secret meeting
The vote counted twice
The Corps decided
Boris must be “iced”.

Many volunteered
Alpha Male stood tall
“The pups must learn”
He sent them all.

The pups roved far
Following scent and Alpha’s advice
They found poor Boris
And “put him on ice".

*To "ice' someone is to kill them.  To be "put on ice" is to save it for later.  I believe this is slang from the forties.
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