a tale of tails, tenacity, and tedium, as told by me, usually barefoot and bellowing
Showing posts with label John Wayne toilet paper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Wayne toilet paper. Show all posts

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Thursday's Things In A Row

Pat's Thursday's Things In A Row
is lots of fun, ya know.
It takes all week to collect the shots
even longer, if the weather's hot.
Important office paper to use,
I'd rather run out of row one,
than row two!
A row of birds, sitting high
Not four and twenty
but enough for a pie.
The animals line up just for me.
What is a row?
More than three.

Visit Pat and all her friends
On Thursdays the rows never end.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Should've Bought Stock In Charmin

I have the crud with a capital C!  Still have it, don't see it leaving soon.  It is having a wonderful time visiting with me.  Been two weeks now and can't get it to go home.

I have gone through enough rolls of Charmin that I should have bought stock.  If any of you have stock in that wonderful company, look for it to sky rocket.  I am buying the super big rolls and my nose loves it.  So soft, so squeezable, so absorbant.

Yes, I use Charmin to blow my nose!  Cheaper and I can roll out as much as I need!  Much, much better than John Wayne toilet paper...rough, tough and won't take s--- off anybody!

I believe I am improving a bit.  Today I have the voice of a pre-teen boy, varying in squeaks and deepness.  I had to communicate with my hearing impaired (notice my political correctness) customers with sign language because I can not talk loud enough to be heard by all.

I guess we have to be sick some time to appreciate how good we feel the rest of the time.

Two weeks and I am on the down side of this.  Don't despair, there will be plenty of Charmin to go around.  I heard they have upped the production just for me.
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