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Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Things NOT To Do While Wearing Flip Flops...


My husband said I could write a book about things you should not do while wearing fipflops or thong sandals.

Here are just a few of the many I have experienced:
Do not wear flip flops while trimming horses' hooves.
Do not wear flip flops while burning brush piles.
Do not wear flip flops while using a plumb bob.
Do not wear flip flops while sorting roofing tin.
Do not wear flip flops when walking under the chestnut tree.
Do not wear flip flops when close to Prickley Pear Cactus.
Do not wear flip flops when working with large rocks.
Use your imagination. I now wear boots.
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