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I've been attempting to entertain for a few years now.  People come, people go.  I have endured.  I have reached 401 here and 199 on Familiar Spirit    Low numbers to some but to me these are whopping numbers, amazing milestones I thought I would never reach.  When I began I stressed about it, I took comments personal, then I loosened up and had some fun. 

All in all it has been and continues to be loads of fun.  I have written some good stuff, told some secrets and written some pretty crappy stuff.  I hope it has been entertaining.

Having been neglectful in my reading I plan to remedy that as soon as I get my s**t together.  Now what are the chances of that????

I was just viewing some stats. I discovered I was featured on uglystat and also some place called Gay Tony.  Amazing!  Anyone reading this from there, speak up, I just gotta know how the heck you found me.

Eleven countries have viewed me so that may be why they think the great USA is going down the toilet.

Anyway, I said all that to say this.  THANK YOU.

To celebrate, I am having a giveaway October 1st just because that is an easy day for me to remember.  All you have to do is tell me you want to enter on this post and be a follower.  I'm not sure what will be in the box of prizes but I do know it will be different than any package you have ever received.

A Contest and Poetry

 Tonight I feel the urge to rhyme

Hair needs cutting, long past time

With a challenge attached

A before and after

Give me some prose

that brings me laughter.

The prize is for writing

Make those words sing

You may win "On Writing"

by the awesome Stephan King.

A TRIO OF HAIR CUT POEMS

Scissors in hand

I lift, snip and clip,

My hair cries out

Not you, again!

I run my fingers through my hair

My thoughts never linger

Clipping through, feeling fair

the haircut's a hum-dinger!

I knew a lady, old and fair

who delighted in cutting her very own hair,

Not for her the beauty shop,

With forty dollars at one pop,

Scissors were cheaper by the pair.

JOIN THE FUN

Be a follower.

Try your hand at poetry in the comment on this post.

Deadline is January 19th, my daughter, Melissa's birthday.

Melissa is a stylist and will absolutely freak when she sees my cut.