Heard through the rumor mill, a few select people have been enjoying harvesting our fish. These are some of the same people who have stolen from their own mother, gotten nothing except through lying and cheating, some of them do not have a pot to pee in and others think they own the world.
This is a pond Dad built. This is the pond we restocked. This is the pond where we fed the fish and delayed in harvesting because we wanted them to reproduce. They even had the pure unmitigated gall to call the pond by name when bragging about their thieving ways.
I surely hope that some of you get wind that I am writing about you! I personally think you are the scum of the earth. I know how you have stolen and disgraced the name neighbor. I hope you are stricken with the back door trots, projectile vomiting, seed ticks and chiggers. I hope they eat on you until you grow a sense of guilt and change your crappy ways. You are a low life son of a biscuit eater and I am pissed...sorry, to those who don't know I can get angry.
I took a walk about dusk with a camera, hoping to catch them at the pond. I am ordering motion activated cameras and gonna catch these people and hang them out to dry...in court!
If you want a pond with fish then build it, stock it and feed them yourselves. Stealing is not the way to get it. I hope you choke on fish bones, I hope you get a fish hook in your crotch, I hope you never ever are able to catch another fish in your lifetime. I hope you have bad dreams and wet the bed. I hope you hang in the fence and rip your pants, I hope the fish break your pole.
I am after you, so watch out, I will get you and no matter how you think you are connected, it won't make a bit of difference. Someone is gonna fry and it won't be my fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I apologize to my normal readers...to those that know who I am talking about, please tell them, I have declared war. See ya in court, baby.
April 2nd: I apologize for my ugly rant. This is not the normal me. I rarely get aggravated about any thing but this has my blood boiling. If you are hungry, I will let you fish. If you don't know how, I will teach you. BUT NEVER STEAL FROM ANYONE, THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT.
