I have always pronounced words correctly and only used ain't for a dramatic effect.
I heard myself say pillar instead of pillow and I knew it was over.
I am Jubilation T Cornpone reborn (The statue, not the lady)
For the color of a flower I will now say yeller, in fact, I will even call the flowers, flares from now on. I will no longer have yellow flowers. From this point forward, I shall have yeller flares, I shall look out the winder, I will put pillars on my bed, and I will become meller while relaxin'.
I shall now say oncet and twicet and I shall hear a Si Reen when the police come fer me. Nothing will be pretty any more, it will be purty. I will bake with flare (flour) not to be confused with the yaller flare. My dogs will now officially be "dawgs".
How could I know, all those years visiting Dogpatch USA would cause me to end up in this corndition??
