Drinking In The Imaginary Garden With Real Toads...

My Middle Sister
Thought
Johnny Walker
Was an Arrogant Bastard.
The rumor around the Barrio
Was Jameson
Enjoyed Rang Tang-ing
Captain Morgan.
The El Presidente
Thought his Cortozone
Would break but
In a Green Flash
It all ended.

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