My barn project was on my mind. I made a mental list of what I needed: hammer, battery drill, screws, tape measure, nails, flat crow bar/nail thingy remover, monster screw driver to help reverse the gate hangers and move the gates in the barn.
I have a closet that I keep the tools in I use. WELL, somehow they have grown feet and walked away. The screw driver batteries are dead, my bit I needed was not there. The crow/pry bar, and even my hot pink measuring tape was gone.
Okay, no problem, I will run a cord to the barn, use the electric drill, use a yard stick and proceed as planned. This will work and I can use my electric saw too since I have to run a cord anyway. It was not meant to happen! No electric drill in sight! By the time I had charged my batteries on my cordless, I had said, piss on it (excuse me) and put all my partial supply of tools back in their appointed spots.
If you have not guessed, I am married to a scatterer! He has scads of tools, he has a shop of tools, but he doesn't know exactly where his are so he comes to the tool closet because they are organized and easy to find. Does he return them, heck no!
I request the return of the closet tools and he insists they are his. May I borrow them? Don't know where they are, ARGGGHHHH!
I think I will give him a list of tools I need and he shall have a week to gather them. I am not asking his help in this construction but I do want my @##@% tools. (Don't know what that bad word was, I just like doing that)
I was thinking about putting up a voting bar on the side with suggestions of what I should do to him and let you vote, but I have decided against that because that would be absolute proof of premeditation to any harm that might befall him.
I am open to suggestions. The pink tools worked for awhile but not anymore. I think he can see them better. If I am to do any projects, I must have tools! Help!
