You have them lined up in your sites,
they make funny faces.
They'll be standing pretty,
they spy you
and come looking for a treat
while looking as pretty as an ole plow horse.
They know you're gonna shoot!
Sometimes they even shake like a dog.
But it's hard to get a shot
when there're chestnuts on the ground.
You think you have a clean shot,
then someone moves an inch
and you end up with a miss.
Even climbing high to shoot doesn't help.
They know you're out to get 'em.
Finally, you get lucky...
and get a fair shot.
This is too much work for me!