My refrigerator can't talk
Or it would scream
Empty me
Make me clean.
We have two rules
"If in doubt, throw it out"
"Please shut the doors"
I've added signs and more.
My family who does this
Can not see
The chaos that reigns
Inside this poor beast.
Just in case on the door
For all to see
Is the Poison Hotline
Placed there by me.
19 comments:
Poison number for accidental consumption of bad whiskey?
Poison control for having the door left open . Like some one who leave the kitchen cupboards open that bugs me lol ! Thanks for sharing . Have a good weekend !
ha. the poison hotline...just in case you forget to check the date? smiles...lol..or is it the cooking? err....
Poison hotline...You crack me up!
My fridge is screaming for a good cleaning as I type this!
welcome back poetry muse, welcome back humor muse, ha ha and this could fit my fridge to... love the poison center magnet...
I need to post signs as well...the Pres is terrible with the frig!!...:)JP
Good one, Gail!
You crack me up girl!
Oh that is funny! You are braver than I ever thought to show a photo of the inside of your refrigerator. I am glad you did - the poem is very real.
You are o a roll! Funnnnneeeey!
LOL... Thanks for the giggles, Gail!
I like the idea of "If in doubt, throw it out." I have followed that with my refrigerator as well.....smiles. I enjoyed your light-hearted take! Thank you.
haha
Thank heaven for the poison hotline!
;)
Just dawned on me - like my house too with the doors being left open, maybe we should be posting that hotline number on the inside of the refrigerator!
Just dawned on me - like my house too with the doors being left open, maybe we should be posting that hotline number on the inside of the refrigerator!
That looks like the inside of my fridge! I just took out about 5 containers of 'leftovers'. Thank goodness for chickens......
Empty me clean, now that really works. Loved this.
Nice one! I wonder why they haven't made fridges that speak yet. I am sure that we would respond well to dulcet tones emanating from the fridge saying things like: "Please shut my door"; "Oh, I do need a good defrosting..."; and "Have you checked my shelves for items that have gone bad?"
SO glad I returned for the last of Jam's poems last week! I think I've seen gadgets that actually warn fridge door openers/dieters about overeating .. like the sound of a pig oinking!
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