a tale of tails, tenacity, and tedium, as told by me, usually barefoot and bellowing

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Pumpkin Romance for dVerse~Poets Pub...

dVerse~Poets Pub is celebrating pumpkin time.  Come join the fun and read others.
Trick or Treat

You stroked my skin
Promising me
Candle light
And Smiles

You cut me
Eviscerated me
And set my ass on fire
You call that Romance?

Happy Halloween, Jack!

26 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Depends on how that ass was set on fire...
Wait, did I say that out loud???

Mary said...

Good question to ponder at Halloween....

Grace said...

Not romance, more like punishment, i think ~ Really enjoyed your sense of humor ~

rowantaw.com said...

This was a fun read and I like Alex's comment about the ass being set on fire.

Brian Miller said...

hahaha...yes, our view of romance seems often sorely lacking....gotta watch messing with fire you know...smiles.

TexWisGirl said...

bwahaha

Björn said...

Ha.. Pumpkin romance seems to be far from tender

Claudia said...

haha... that was fun... yeah.. not everyone has the same idea of what romance is...haha

Sandra said...

LOL LOL ROFL ROFL LOVE IT LOVE IT

Sandra said...

OOPS! forgot to say I GET IT I GET IT.

Saucy Kodz said...

I do believe Gail, that you could make a poem out of anything. This poem started out in a romantic way and ended with a sizzle - sounds like romance to me. he,he

Marty Damon said...

Love the 180 turn from stanza 1 to stanza 2. Well done!

Lynne said...

That was fun!

Terri Buster said...

HA HA HA ---good one!!

Mystic_Mom said...

Very funny, and wry and caustic and perfect! Buwhahahahaha

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

So funny - love it!
Lynne x

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. That was so good I linked you to my Silly Sunday post. I laughed out loud.

Have a fabulous day. :)

M.E. Masterson said...

Ok this was funny! Coming from a pumpkins point of view...LOL!

stevebethere said...

LOL i agree with Sandee it was funny heheh!

Have a pumpkintastic week

Timothy Hecht said...

Bought a pumpkin for good luck, at the CVS after getting my meds

5 minutes later got call, wife was in an accident.

Bad Pumpkin!

labbie1 said...

Happy Halloween, Jack! I can hear Uncle Si saying that! ;)

Ginny Brannan said...

"You cut me
Eviscerated me
And set my ass on fire
You call that Romance?"

LMAO!! Too funny. This is great! Well done!

Ella said...

lol! oooh, its getting hot over here~ Alex's comment had me howling and you set me on fire-whoa

Daniella Robin said...

Sounds like the perfect Halloween to me.

Sue said...

hahaha

Gotta love it.

=)

freyawrites.com said...

Excellent!

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