Once upon a time
Far, far away
A male turtle decided
To "have his way"
The female wasn't interested
She said, "Nobody's home"
Didn't matter to him
He climbed up on his own.
Then the humans came
And, oh, what a surprise
The male dismounted poorly
losing his Olympic prize
She asked, "Are you done?"
The back door locked
He was on the run
She won't answer next time he knocks.
34 comments:
What a delightful post indeed. Greetings!
Love the humour of this.
Good morning, what a neat sighting. Cute captions, post and awesome photos. Happy Friday, have a great weekend!
It's too early in the morning for humping animals...
I LOVE IT, the pics and the poem... i have raccoon porno and lizard porno and butterfly porn but nary a bit of turtle porn. did i say i love it?
Ah! Romance!
Darn Humans!!!! They startled both of us :-)
Oh silly turtles!!It has to be or there wouldn't be baby turtles. :)
THanks for the delightful giggle this morning with some of my favorite critters. Turtle sex if like trying hitch up a u-haul trailer without a hitch. Tricky.
☺ I had box turtles all my life. The males are relentless. And they go on for hours!
Excellent captures, Gail.
Very cute poem with the pictures...is this pornographic? Looks extremely awkward!
I have always wondered how the male keeps his balance. Can't be easy. Maybe he will try again, or not.
Ah, a little sex in the weeds. Nice try fella.
Oh my...turtle sex. Fun series with a good commentary.
Hahaha! What fun. My smile of the day :)
Well at least some ones getting it lol ha ha ha ! Cute post and play on words . Have a good weekend !
Hahaha. Great job, Gail! :-)
Oh this was great, and just too funny! Let us know if he comes a knocking again! Hehehehe!
TRULY . . . LAUGHING OUT LOUD . . .
Delightful . . . You "turtled it!"
Liked this one Gail ... thanks.
All the best Jan
not timely arrival for those humans :D...
Thank you for a funny and quirky start to my Sunday morning!
Ha.. I think the male has to,be very very persistent in cases like this ;-)
Ha, I am glad that the female followers her own heart and doesn't succumb to unwanted advances. Smiles.
I guess that is nature taking its course, but good for her locking the backdoor.
I see that even turtles have a hard time finding love, LOL. This made me smile.
So that's how its done...such a sight to happen upon and then to make a delightful verse is genius...loved it!
Such a lighthearted poem :D
Beautifully penned!
Lots of love,
Sanaa
shocking! lol
Some girls are like that as the won't come out of their shell and she didn't like the audience either.
You live and learn - nature surely can teach us that - i love the balance of humour and wisdom...and of course the images!
Fun!
he will have to knock three times next time. this was fun
An amusing poem and shocking photos.
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