a tale of tails, tenacity, and tedium, as told by me, usually barefoot and bellowing

Monday, March 2, 2009

Manic Monday


How is the world did the search engines figure out I needed Viagra??? Also some one is looking for me and that I need to lose weight. Get healthy, get fit, get thin, get laid. All these suggestions are in my inbox. How do they know me so well? Almost forgot about the seventeen messages I have received about being a beneficiary of some unknown lost relative. I don't open them, but I do laugh. Hey, adjust your clues...I use none of this stuff, never asked about it and don't want it. It keeps slipping through. That's okay because when I delete them I get the same joy I feel when I clean the house.

Also had a post that I wanted to post today but it came in under yesterday's post. Anyone have any ideas how to move your post to a different day? If you want to see that one, it is between Naked Muppet In A Basket and My Friend Sarah.

Not such a hot post today but it's Monday, what can I say?

8 comments:

DesertHen said...

I think I can help on that post thing...go to your edit section and click on the post you want to edit. Then go down to the bottom of the post and look for "post options", click on it and it should bring up a box with the day, time, etc...enter the current date and the time you want it to post and it should correct for you. That is what I did when I posted and it ended up in the wrong spot. Hope this helps......

And this post was funny....=)

Unknown said...

Any chance that deleting spammy email counts for cleaning the house?? That would be so sweet:>)

Rudee said...

Oh you'd never guess that Distracted just worked a 12 hour shift-she is still witty. I get the same mail too and just delete it all while annoyed with the situation. Interestingly, on my Mac account, I've never had a single spam email. Hmmm. I was just wondering if I should continue to pay for that service. I guess I will.

Jeannelle said...

Oh, yeah...spam can be a hoot sometimes. Good for a chuckle.

The W.O.W. factor! said...

I love clicking that box...and hitting the delete button too!

Gail....I got my book today! Thank you so much!!

Carla said...

I get the same crap in my inbox, sure is easier to 'clean house' than the real house:)

Melanie said...

LOL...as usual!!! Doesn't your computer filter out all of that spam??? I would probably go crazy if mine didn't. :)

Laughing Orca Ranch said...

When Spam leaks through, it just feels like I have more work today. I hate it :P

Girl, this post made me scratch my head and laugh at the same time.You are a goofy gal! I like it!

~Lisa

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