Saturday, July 16, 2011
Things I've Learned This Week...
All the work can not be done in two days.
I think a women (just guessing) invented the ice maker 'cause no male (living here) would ever think someone else might want ice...and refill the ice trays.
Snakes can jump over one third their length...quickly.
Even a square shovel can be a Weapon of Mass Destruction if the user is properly motivated.
It can get hot enough for the steering wheel of a vehicle to melt.
Air conditioners in vehicles and homes are programmed to stop working on the hottest day.
Dirty dishes grow when you're not looking.
You can not turn a doorknob when you are holding a pork chop, a book and a camera without spilling your iced tea.
If you are awake before daylight, dark is not too early to go to bed.
When you have recently rearranged every stick of furniture in your home, DO NOT try to walk in the dark.
Knowing, sometimes my words do make a difference, makes me smile.