a tale of tails, tenacity, and tedium, as told by me, usually barefoot and bellowing

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Saturday Centus Happy Ground Hog's Day...


It's time for Jenny Matlock's Saturday Centus.  Join the fun.
The prompt this week is this question.   What happens to Punxsutawney Phil when he retires?
 Number of words:  100.   You do NOT have to include the words of the question in your story.
Style of writing: Any
Additional Pictures: Any 



GROUNDHOG MEAT PATTIES WITH TOMATO SAUCE
1 groundhog
1 cup bread crumbs
1/4 cup ground onion
1 tsp. salt
1/8 tsp. pepper
2 eggs
3 tbsp. fat
1 cup ketchup
1/4 tsp. Worcestershire sauce
Clean: remove meat from bones and grind. Add 1/2 cup crumbs, onion, salt, pepper, 1 beaten egg, and 1 tbsp. melted fat. Mix thoroughly. Shape into patties and dip into 1 beaten egg, then into 1/2 cup crumbs. Fry until brown in 2 tbsp hot fat. Add ketchup and Worcestershire sauce and bake in a slow oven (325 degrees F.) for 1 hour. Makes 8-9 patties.

14 comments:

jp@A Green Ridge said...

LOL! I was thinking the same thing when I read her question!!!...:)JP

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Yes, big winner! That is awesome, Gail.

Susan Anderson said...

You are too funny.

😄

TexWisGirl said...

once again, she goes to the dark side...

Eden House News and views said...

That is so funny , just going to make my groundhog into bolognese

Kris said...

Hahahahaha... I love it !!! ;)

Viki said...

oh my goodness, too funny and surprising, ha, ha.

Barb said...

This is hilarious! If my husband can find a groundhog by tomorrow, maybe we'll have these for Super Bowl Sunday!

LindaG said...

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good you make hamburger. Be too tough otherwise. ;o)

Lynne said...

One hundred words of GAIL creativity!

LilliStJohn said...

fried in a pan with a little salt n butter is kinda yummy too. Loved it :)

21 Wits said...

Oh no! But too funny too!!! I know for a fact though, Phil's gonna like mine more! Ha ha ha! By the way so not to miss any of your posts- I'm now following you!!!

DesertHen said...

Funny stuff Gail! Sounds like a good recipe too. =)

Michelle aka Naila Moon said...

Oh, poor Phil!

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