a tale of tails, tenacity, and tedium, as told by me, usually barefoot and bellowing

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Saturday Centus 156...


Dear John, Bill, George, Donald, and Nathan,

I’m compelled to confess my multitude of grievous actions.

I’m what some people call a “Black Widow”. I’m not sure why I've decided to confess other than I've accumulated enough wealth to care for all my needs for a very long life.

I find the planning, keeping names and stories straight is just not worth the trouble anymore.

I will be leaving, changing my identity and beginning life over again…alone.

Don’t try to find me.

I didn't notify Sal, Ben, Paul, Kyle, nor Antonio. Sadly, they’re no longer with us.

Forever Yours, Yours and Yours
Having fun with Saturday Centus

18 comments:

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Oh my!

Josie Two Shoes said...

Wow! :-) I think of all the stories that could be behind a letter like this, it could well be the intro to a book or movie, followed by a flashback of what lead to this point. Very intriguing! Great write, I hate to admit it, but it made me smile! :-)

Karen S. said...

Oh wow, she sure has been busy!

TexWisGirl said...

i loved that!~

Lynne said...

I am adding a . . . i like, with the others . . .

Sandra said...

well said Black Widow...hardy har har. love it

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

I wanted to read more!
Lynne x

Bethe77 said...

Oh My! Way too funny! Loved it!
Blessings

Maggie said...

Great funny evil! I wrote to a dead person too but definitely not in this light. Well done!

DesertHen said...

Written well my friend! Very clever indeed!

McGuffy Ann said...

This reminds me of an Alfred Hitchcock story. Well done!

Mama Zen said...

Marvelous!

Viki said...

This was so great, lol.

Blooming Psycho said...

Excellent black humor!

Sue said...

hahaha

This is perfect, Gail!

=D

SaucyKod said...

The beginning to no end of the next big TV drama - think about it - the stories could go on for years - kinda neat actually.

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Huh???

Jenny said...

I love this!

Absolutely.

Love.

This.

Black Widow, indeed.

You are a clever one.

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