a tale of tails, tenacity, and tedium, as told by me, usually barefoot and bellowing

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Saturday Centus 114 He Said,


He said, “My dear, you are looking quite divine.”
She said, “I think you’re admiring my behind.”

“Oh, darling, you’re not being fair.
I’m admiring the beauty of your wings
and how they slice the air.”

“I am not sure I believe you.
After all you ARE a male.
I think you’re just buttering me up
to get a piece of tail.”

“Would I have stayed this long
if it were only for some tail?
The beauty of your eyes is indescribable.
I love the grace you display as you sail.”

Moving a little closer, she said, “How sweet.”
He grinned at his deceit.

Join Jenny Matlock and Saturday Centus for some fun.  Thanks, Jenny!

21 comments:

Lynne said...

Does the Dragon always think tail . . .

Dreaming said...

How clever!

Dreaming said...

How clever!

Sandra said...

so you wrote this? i am totally impressed. and it is soooo MALE.. all true.

Country Gal said...

Cute ! MEN HUH ! Have a good day and stay cool !

Rudee said...

Quite clever!

TexWisGirl said...

oy!

Laurel's Quill said...

Very very clever!!! You rock!

ellen abbott said...

very clever. cute

Sue said...

hahaha

Good one, Gail!

=)

Terri Buster said...

Very good!

Pam Lofton said...

Hahahahahaha!!! LOVE it! And that's quite a capture! And your new blog header- awesome!

Buttons said...

Gail I am sorry I am still laughing. Thank you I really needed that. B

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

So that's what they're saying!! :-)!!!

Karen S. said...

I say,(Ha, Ha!) this is just too sweet! very nicely done!

anitamombanita said...

Well done. Well done! Great take on the prompt!

SaucyKod said...

I had a good giggle as I read this - so cute n clever
h-m-m-m-m and not dark at all. BTW, lovely photo.
From Lilly 5 STARS.

Judie said...

MEN! Can't live with 'um, can't shoot 'um! What a clever and funny piece, Gail!! I wrote one as well, and Linky took it, but for some reason, it isn't on Jenny's blog. Waaaaaaa!!

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

What a fun read! I loved this! laurie @ http://dealingwithmyinnercritic.blogspot.com/

LindaG said...

Hehe. :o)

Jenny said...

Bravo! Bravo!

This totally made me laugh!

Wonderfully creative writing!

Loved it!

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