Get a rock! It stays in one spot, doesn't yell at you, doesn't whine or have to be fed. It sits and listens to every thing you say without remarking or turning up the television. It does not need a recliner nor a tv remote.
Pretty skies are ahead of me, because I am getting a rock!
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lol that is a good one !
LOL gotta be careful a Rock can hide things like bugs!!!
LOL gotta be careful a Rock can hide things like bugs!!!
Remember Pet Rocks? Maybe you should bring that back in business. Rocks don't talk back at you and are very patient. They understand the art of meditation and adapt to their environment, either hot or cold.
Oh, I don't know. They can be hard headed.
A rock can substitute for a remote (one time only)
You can't cuddle up to a rock. Well, maybe you can but it wouldn't be very comfortable!
Enjoy your rock but always, always be cautious of what hides beneath. I had a pet rock named Acid in the 70's while I was in college. Have a wonderfully blessed day on the farm!!!
Good idea! At least you'll always know where it is!
Don't forget the rock can also tell the weather. Just put it outside. If it gets wet, it's raining.
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