a tale of tails, tenacity, and tedium, as told by me, usually barefoot and bellowing

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Want A Solid Relationship?

Get a rock! It stays in one spot, doesn't yell at you, doesn't whine or have to be fed. It sits and listens to every thing you say without remarking or turning up the television. It does not need a recliner nor a tv remote.
Pretty skies are ahead of me, because I am getting a rock!

10 comments:

The Packs said...

lol that is a good one !

~Tonia said...

LOL gotta be careful a Rock can hide things like bugs!!!

~Tonia said...

LOL gotta be careful a Rock can hide things like bugs!!!

The Green Stone Woman said...

Remember Pet Rocks? Maybe you should bring that back in business. Rocks don't talk back at you and are very patient. They understand the art of meditation and adapt to their environment, either hot or cold.

Rudee said...

Oh, I don't know. They can be hard headed.

Silliyak said...

A rock can substitute for a remote (one time only)

Gennasus said...

You can't cuddle up to a rock. Well, maybe you can but it wouldn't be very comfortable!

Nezzy said...

Enjoy your rock but always, always be cautious of what hides beneath. I had a pet rock named Acid in the 70's while I was in college. Have a wonderfully blessed day on the farm!!!

Pyatshaw said...

Good idea! At least you'll always know where it is!

Cara said...

Don't forget the rock can also tell the weather. Just put it outside. If it gets wet, it's raining.

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